I'm straight-jacketed, it's true The city's litter my medication The disused factories loom as in nightmares And small boys beat me with...

It came in a box Covered in clear plastic skin Holding onto the insides of what we hold in Cracked open the casing, tweezers and plyers,...

Granny got a new pet. His name is Snuggles, or Snuggie for short. He’s a roborovski dwarf hamster and lives in the desert. He lives in...